Look. Listen. It’s not that I think I’m better and smarter than most people. It’s just that I have really strong intuition that I can’t always find the words to explain, so I’ve just ASSUMED that I’ve been given a spiritual all-knowing-ness from my ancestors. I’m not going to argue with my ancestors.

Actually, I’m a white lady with English and German roots. I should probably pick a fight or two with my ancestors. But about their “gifts” of white privilege ONLY. I’m keeping this intuition with gratitude.

My point is… I have a brilliance in me and the only thing that gets in my way of being a literal empath genius is my brain, including my cognition, memory, and neurotransmitter situation. But, once that’s figured out, WATCH OUT E’RYBODY!

Sorry, what’s that? This strong intuition and insufferable self awareness is actually a trauma response? Yeah, I know. Are you new here?

All the best ones have trauma. Have you ever met children raised by the first wealthy generation of a family? They’re all “well fed” and “hugged” and not “assaulted by their mom’s husband”. What interesting stories will they have, hmm? How they made it to 30 without crippling debt? Riveting. How they were today year’s old before they found out the proper way to line a garbage bin? Hold my purse, I’m blowin’ away.

OK, I can’t lie.

I’m fighting an urge here to swiftly apologize to all you well-loved and kept-safe children-turned-adults. I’m sorry to insinuate you’re not cool. You’re probably not, but it’s not kind of me, and that might have nothing to do with being void of childhood trauma. Maybe you’re uncool for other reasons, like you still drink cow’s milk or something. I don’t know. Deal with your shit on your own anonymous blog with zero readership.

And don’t do drugs. Unless you already have and now you have an addiction and are facing lethal consequences that most of the country is blind to, then I pray you get safe access to your supply and find what you need to live a fulfilling life. Love you.